Perempuan dan Woman English

11 Aug 2009

People always said that communicating with women, needs a very high skill to understand what they mean…

And according to my experience (since I am a woman)… I laughed when I found out the reality that we - WOMAN - do speak on a strange language… I mean… even if we speak English… it always has a different meaning with the words that came out from our mouth.

Sometimes we said “NO”… but what we mean is… “YES”

Or sometimes we said, “YES, OF COURSE”... but what we means is “NO, absolutely not”

Ahakhakhakahakahakhakahak…

that’s strange isn’t it???

There are still many words that expressing the opposite of the sentences….

Check this out :

Maybe… means-> No

I’m sorry… means-> You’ll be sorry.

We need… means-> I want

It’s your decision… means-> The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want… means-> You’ll pay for this later!

We need to talk… means-> need to complain.

Sure… go ahead… means-> don’t want you to.

I’m not upset… means-> Of course I’m upset, you moron!

You’re certainly attentive tonight… means-> Is sex all you ever think about?

This kitchen is so inconvenient… means-> I want a new house.

I want new curtains… means-> and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…

Hang the picture there… means-> NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise… means-> I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?… means-> I’m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?… means-> I did something today you’re really not going to like.

I’ll be ready in a minute… means-> Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? … means-> Tell me I’m beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate… means-> Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?… means-> Too late, you’re dead

Was that the baby?… means-> Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?

I’m not yelling!… means-> Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

There are still hundreds more dear, but I think that’s enough for now… hahaha… :)

That’s so silly… But it’s true, isn’t it???

Do you have your own “LANGUAGE”???? Share it now… :)


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